Idol Top 5: The Morning After
Neil Diamond Week + 2 Songs Each = 1 Hour Of Very Rushed TV. So to keep in line with this weeks AI broadcast, I will limit my review of each song to only 5 words [some have been made up just for this post]:Jason Forever In Blue Jeans
Predicted · Safe · Nice · Boring · Zzzzzz
David C. I'm Alive
Solid · Rockin' · Professional · Leathery · Choice
Brooke I'm A Believer
Non-believer · Bell-bottoms · Rushed · Lost · Done
David A. Sweet Caroline
Sweet · Strips · Tonal · Runny · Unengaging
Syesha Hello Again
Helloooo · Sultry · Curls · Shoeless · Elegant
At half time of the 1 hour sprint, we got a quick check with the judges and for a while the train has been coming of the tracks and last night it jumped the curb and crashed into a very deep ravine. Can someone please [please, please, please] get me the recipe for what ever Paula is drinking during the show? I have the red Coke cup at home and I want to temporarily live in a world where I can't remember what happened just 25 minutes ago! Otherwise I would like to get a peek at the notes she was reading from that were either taken at a dress rehearsal or [conspiracy theorist gone wild] given to her by a show producer. Either way, it looks like AI needs to shove another stupid Q & A into the results show [just like the whole David Cook arrangement question from a few weeks ago] to account for this serious breakdown in the "judging" system.
Jason September Morn
Rangeless · Pitchy · Haircut · Still · Zzzzzz
David C. All I Really Need Is You
Breathy · Mediocre · Razor · Ready · Front-Man
Brooke I Am I Said
Sigh · Noteworthy · Comfortable · Simple · Musician
David A. America
Sugary · Broadway · Check · Check · Check
Syesha Thank the Lord for the Night Time
Claptastic · Diva · R&B · Theater · Infectious
Gratuitous Celebrity Sightings: Zero - No Time!
Hottie Of The Week: Syesha [not that Brooke really has a chance]
Wants To Go Home: Jason and Brooke
Should Go Home: Brooke
Will Go Home: Brooke
Labels: American Idol
posted by TheWino @ 8:05 AM
1 Comments:
E:
You guessed right on this week. Only a few comments of what I noticed:
1. Syesha gets better every week. Look for her to do battle with Castro in the bottom two next week.
2. Archuleta made Sweet Caroline actually bearable and, amazingly, not kareoke!
3. After this week, Jason Castro can go home any time. I still like him, but he can't win this thing.
4. David Cook was very good if not great again this week. I am hoping he goes out at #2, which is typically the best career move one can have.
5. Thank goodness Brooke is gone. I just don't see how I came to not like someone who seems so genuinely nice. I think it was her fragile and pathetic nature.
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