Monday, June 08, 2009

Hammer Time!

I have no idea what these two are talking about, but I assuming it goes something like this:

Camera Man: Hey Hammer Guy, can you balance a hammer on your nose?

Hammer Guy: Of Course!

CM: Ok but can you juggle 3 of them?

HG: Child's Play!

CM: Yeah but I bet you can't hammer in a nail while juggling...

HG: You bet your sweet ass I can.

CM: Holy Shit, that was awesome!

HG: I know!

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Monday, May 25, 2009

How NOT to break and enter

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

This Is [SNL] Jeopardy



I would have liked to seen the answers for the following categories:

Sounds That Kitties Make
Twinkle, Twinkle Little ______
States That End In "Hampshire"
What Color Is Green
Current Black Presidents

They seem like they would each have only one answer but I bet the contestants could have come up with interesting answers.

I love that SNL has had guests dropping in skits like this one which features Tom Hanks and Norm MacDonald. It's not Catch The Semen!

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Just how did Matthew Fox hurt his arm?



Ok, that makes sense...

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Old [School] New Star Trek Trailer

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

DITB Mother's Day Follw-up



Happy Mother's Day!

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Friday, May 08, 2009

Wars VS Trek



Boo-yah!

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Monday, May 04, 2009

"Rap Chop" featuring Vince

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Monday, April 27, 2009

1 Man, 1 Snuggie, 1 World

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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Lindsay # 612679



Highlights:

Keeps 90% of gossip websites in business
Alcoholic and threat to hotel security everywhere
Net worth of $400 [& 20,000 Marlboro Miles]
Loves car chases on the PCH
Crazy redhead
Alone on the cover of US Weekly

What a catch!

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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Lacey Schwimmer Kicks Steve-O Out

Steve-O get kicked of DWTS tonight and then later gets kicked, umm well just watch:



I wonder what Jorge [Hurley on Lost] Garcia was thinking as he watched this whole thing unfold in front of his eyes?

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Monday, March 23, 2009

The Rapping Flight Attendant

I ironically saw this clip on CNN as we waited for our flight 2 Sunday's ago heading dwon to South Carolina:



Note: He's right, we did not get this kind of welcome on Delta or US Airways...

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Monday, March 09, 2009

The park war continues

Amir and Streeter are two guys who work for CollegeHumor.com and the two of them have had a prank war going on for a while now. The pranks have becoming more elaborate and last year Amir pranked Streeter with the old fake marriage proposal on the JumboTron at a Yankee Game. Well a year and half later Streeter strikes back with the fake 500K half court shot. Amir's reaction to "winning" is great but the reaction to not winning is priceless.



I can't wait to see what come next in this entertaining prank war.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Would you play dead?



Or would you defend, avoid or fight back? Oh those crazy Japanese.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

What The F#%k Blanket



So whether you are reading the obituaries or Viewing scrambled porn or clogging your arteries or telling a racist joke, you will look like a tool!

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Friday, January 23, 2009

What do you think of my W700ds?



A Michael Scott Joint

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Interviewing 101: Watch and Learn....



Specail Skills: 20 Inch Dong

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Idol is back

Season 8 of American Idol kicked off last night and the first episode already has given us a taste of the changes made by the shows producers and so far I think they are on the right track. First we now have a 4th judge and so far I like Kara and how she evaluates talent. The verbal skirmish with Bikini girl was a bit much but so is auditioning in a skimpy bikini and high heels:



But give [insert name here] credit, she made it to Hollywood with minimal talent and maximum exposure. The other change was to focus on good-o-great singers and no-so-much on the yearly freaks and 15-minute seekers. I found this to be refreshing because in past years some audition episodes were so painful to watch I would zip right through them.

One thing that hasn't changed is how goofy Ryan Seacrest is. When the show opened, we got the signature "This is American Idol" opening lines from Ryan as the camera panned over the Grand Canyon. Sorry Ryan, but that is the Grand Canyon not a singing completion. He even went as fat to try and high five a visually impaired contestant. Check it out:



Hopefully tonight, AI can pull back some of the Seacrestness and give us more of the singers.

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UR Comments R Whack



I <3 Sister Salad

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Friday, January 09, 2009

Priceless, well actually it cost 140 bucks, really.

  • 2009 Lions Season Tickets: $800 [on stub hub]
  • Tattoo to commemorate the team's win less 2008 season: $140 [note you can not spell stink without the ink]
  • Tattoo for Dino's Pizza: Cost and motivation unknown
  • Being the super embarrassed wife right now [and for many years to come]: Priceless




I wonder if get's half off the update to this next winter when if it states 0-32 2008 & 2009?

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