Office Advise
Here is some friendly advise for the last Friday of September [note: Birthday month is coming to a close]:- Before you decide to adopt a little Chinese baby, you may want to save the $1,000 application fee and make sure that you will want to actually have this baby in 8 months from now. Otherwise you may just want to wait for the prodi, the progidal... the prodigal son to return or find a single woman who will be able to have a child in say 30 years from now.
- If you are going to hire a hooker for your trip to the next convention, you may want to make sure you don't let other get access to your room, except for said hooker. This could lead to current and former co-workers finding out and they may even have the burning desire to call... someone. Also know, your hooker friend probably took the slow train from Philly.
- When picking a nickname, make sure it's cool and has some deep meaning. Such examples are sports stars like Allan "The Answer" Iverson or Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas or Curtis "CuJo" Joseph. Do not use a name that just outlines your fears like Jerome "The Bus" Bettis. I mean I understand the guy is afraid to fly but that's not a cool nickname.
- When on a date, if you want to order the most expensive thing on the menu go right ahead. Just keep in mind, you’ll need to put out though. I mean it’s only right. Most office workers will agree.
- Lastly before you criticize or underestimate someone, maybe you should just estimate them. I know you can be on top of them 24/7 [that's what she said or he said] however they may just turn out to be a friend, or your best friend.
All Hail The Office
posted by TheWino @ 9:14 AM
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