Bottom Of The Barrel

End of the strike

Now that the writers strike is over, here are 10 Plot lines that need immediate attention:

Chuck - When does Yvonne Strahovski's character [who has been previously shown in just a bra and panties, several sleek nightgowns and the now famous Wienerlicious outfit] have to go undercover as a full on stripper? And next on the stage...

How I met Your Mother: When will Barney get slap number 4 of his five-slap punishment? Whenever it is, it will make us fans - wait for it - slap-happy!

Law and Order: Will Fred Thompson reprise his role as Arthur Branch now that his Presidential run is over and will this be the last year of the L&O mother ship? dun DUN.

Lost: How Walt has grown like 10" in the last 30 days on the island and how long will it be before he looks like Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction? Describe what the Smoke Monster looks like!

Medium: Will Allison and Joe find real jobs again so we can get back to the crime solving dreams? I miss the good old fashion police work that is the core of the show from the beginning.

My Name Is Earl: What is the full back-story for Darnell "Witness Protection Program/college graduate at the age 14, speaks several languages" Turner? Maybe Earl should put that on his list.

Reaper: When are we going to learn of other portal to Hell beyond Gladys and the DMV? Best Buy, AT&T Phone Service Center or AOL could use the product placement [and some might consider them hell on earth].

Scrubs: Is Nurse Shirley related to may-god-rest-her-soul Nurse Laverne and what is in store for the series finally? Please finish the show on the air and not on DVD!!!

The Office: Can Michael get back to work now that he is post deposition/Meredith collision? I say he gets pulled in many new directions in the episodes to come. That's what she said.

The Big Bang Theory: Will geeky Leonard get a chance to, ummm test the Big Bang Theory, on the hot but not so bright neighbor Penny? Maybe not, I mean it is just a Theory after all.

posted by TheWino @ 8:09 AM