Bottom Of The Barrel

What a mess

Last week saw the untimely passing of former playboy playmate, reality tv star and trimspa spokeswoman Anna Nicole Smith. Based on her tv show and lifestyle, most of us have become used to her erratic and often very odd behavior and it seems the most outrageous things she has ever done maybe unraveled post mortem - namely who is the father of her 5-month old daughter Dannielynn?

After the birth and before her death there was much debate whether the father was her recently husband Howard K. Stern [who claims to be the father] or former boyfriend Larry Birkhead [who also claims to be the father and has the backing of Smith's mother Vergie Arthur, who believes he is the true father of the child].

Another possibility is that perhaps Smith had been artificially inseminated with frozen, umm well you know, from her former [and now diseased] husband oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall. Given the legal status of his then $1.6 billion dollar estate, it’s plausible.

Frederick Prinz von Anhalt, current husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, recently announced that he had a decade-long affair with Smith and he may be the father. Wonder if this will cause Zsa Zsa to look for husband #10?

Pictures of Smith and Bahamian immigration minister Shane Gibson, who approved her application for permanent residency, lying in bed fully clothed in a romantic embrace were published this week. This raises more questions not only about how she received permanent residency in the Bahamas but also her relationship with Gibson.

Alexander Denk, who had worked as a bodyguard for Smith, told the television newsmagazine Extra that he had an affair with Smith, and that it's possible he is the father. Is there anyone she didn't have an affair with?

Lastly there is new rumors swirling about that the child may not be Smith's or perhaps the identity of the real father is too shocking even for her crazy lifestyle.

Two things are for sure: 1. Something is not right with the whole Dannielynn situation. If the child is truly Smith/Stern's then a simple paternity test would prove it and the issue could have been put to rest months ago. Something is being kept from the public and given how much publicity this whole thing is getting, I'm guessing it won't be long before the truth is given or leaked to the press. 2. The victim in this whole matter is Dannielynn and I hope the Smith estate has a huge endowment fund for counseling because this little girl is going to need tons of it before her life is over.

Labels: WTF

posted by TheWino @ 5:48 PM