Chuck Norris
Did you know that Chuck Norris is a 6-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Championship [1968 - 1974]? Neither did I. I always knew the stuff in his movies was based on his own skills but I never knew how bad ass he was back in the day. Who am I kidding, I'm sure he can still put the smackdown if he wants, even at 66 years old. Mr. Norris 10th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and a Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. The 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system is the honor of his life - he is the first first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded this recognition. [First time in 4,500 years!] Since he retired from professional fighting, he has gone on to make some memorable movies/tv such as Missing in Action, Invasion USA, Delta Force and Walker, Texas Ranger.Now if any of this impresses you, maybe you should get yourself a Chuck Norris T Shirt and show your pride. My top 5 Chuck Norris T Shirts are:
#5: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
#4: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
#3: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
#2: The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
#1: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
posted by TheWino @ 9:24 AM
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