Thursday, October 19, 2006

The DCUP Initiative

No not those D-Cups [not that I'm apposed to them], but the DCUP initiative - Don't Clone Ugly People. Let's face it, human cloning is only a matter of time and doesn't just make sense that if we are going to clone people or body parts that we just use good looking people? I mean if you need a new nose/lips/ears/chest cloned and a exact duplicate can't be made of your original, wouldn't you rather have one made from Jennifer Aniston, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Eva Longoria? Or for the men out there, maybe from Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or Patrick Dempsey? Or for that matter, what about actual human cloning?

Wouldn't we want to see more people in the streets that looked like a Jessica Alba/Patrick Dempsey offspring? Or maybe Eva Longoria/Brad Pitt? Again if we are going to clone, let's do it right! So please contact your congressman, governor, mayor, boy and girl scout troop leader, local Dharma official, neighbor, friend and/or anyone else who will listen and tell them you support the DCUP Initiative!

1 Comments:

At 12:43 PM, October 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude !
I'm all over 'dat...

...but I fail to see how could you have overlooked the hottest guy alive, Derek Zoolander, from your male crème-de-la-crème (it's French...look it up), "A" list ?

I don't play on "that" team but with guys like Derek around you can understand how someone might.

 

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